I am not a Banana- sack
[People call me that due to my last name]
I take pictures. I read. I sleep. I trek to the river or the middle of the woods every once in a while. I have a boyfriend. I'm your average person, who happens to also be a nerdfighter.
I dont know what to do with myself most days, like most people dont.
I'm actually quite boring. :)
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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why am i cRYING
WHY DID THIS GAIN NOTES OMFG
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
I had too much fun with this.
Brilliant. And done quite perfectly.
ENJOY IT NOW, as the cover is about to change to one designed by an actual (teenaged!) nerdfighter.
My favorite crash course joke ever.
I can’t remember who came up with it (maybe Danica?), but we all laughed for like five minutes before recording it.
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
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Remember the time Barney tried to pick up girls as the Terminator?
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